HAPPY BIRTHDAY REZNY!!

*First, commercials...*

<(^_^)>
Pyramid head: Have a problem with monsters? Don't worry about them anymore, just dial 0-800-PYRAMID and I'll come personally to... Take care of them...

*Ohkaay... Let's the switch channel...*

(>N_N)> (>I_I)> (>N_N)> <(^_^)> <(D_D<) <(P_P<)
Announcer: Want to have good music at your party? Cal-
Nine Inch Nails-member: Oh shut up. What do WE get if we go to play somewhere?
Daft Punk-member: And since when we even did something like this? Let's get the hell outta here...

*W...T...F...*

(>j_j)>! <(o_o<)
Sivart: There are lots of weird commercials these days...
Jipostus: Agree... Also, I just remembered something...

(>J_J)>! <(o_o<)
Sivart: What this time...
Jipostus: It's Rezny's birthday!

(>j_j)>! <(o_O<)
Sivart: Who's Rezny?
Jipostus: My friend through DA... Let's go crash the party!

(>j_j)>! <(-_-<)
Sivart: Here we go again...
Jipostus: ...Let's go...

*CHURRO TIME*

(>d_d)>% <(z_Z<)
Pres: This churro's soul is MINE!
Zero: What th-

(>D_D)>% <(Z_z<)
Pres: BOW TO ME!
Zero: Ohkaaay...

(>D_D)>% <(z_Z<)
Pres: FINISH HIM!
Zero: Okay, you need hel-

(>D_D)>%<(x_X<)
Pres: YOU FOOL! *hits Zero with Churro*
Zero: ...

*Riight...*

!<(j_j<) <(o_O<)
Jipostus: Her house isn't far...
Sivart: Wait a min... How do you know where she lives?

(>j_j)>! <(o_O<)
Jipostus: I...Uhh...Did some... Investigations and...
Sivart: Nevermind...

(>J_j)>! (>O_o)> <(s_s<)
Slash: Hey guys!
Sivart: Weird... I feel like this has happened before...
Jipostus: Cause it has...

(>j_j)>! (>O_o)> <(s_s<)
Slash: Let me guess... You're crashing a Birthday party... Again...
Jipostus: Yea...
Sivart: ...Weird...

(>j_j)>! <(o_o<) <(^_^<)
Jipostus: You probably come anyway, so... Let's go...
Slash: Okay!
Sivart: I don't know... Oh well, I can't lose anything... I guess...

Finally, they managed to crash the party, and gave Rezny some wine as a present. Next morning, Jipostus found himself in a ship that was going to Tokyo, Travis was in a plane which was going to Norway, and Slash was found in sewers.

*In Outworld*

(>S_S)>   %<(D_D<)
Shao Kahn: BOW TO ME!
Pres: No, BOW TO ME!

(>S_S)>   %<(D_D<)
Shao Kahn: Okay, let's settle this in... MORTAL KOMBAT!
Pres: OKAY!

(>S_S)>   <(o_o)>   %<(D_D<)
Announcer: Round one... FIGHT!

*Moment later*

(>S_S)>   <(X_X)>   %<(D_D<)
Announcer: finish him... *passes out*
Shao Kahn & Pres: OKAY!

*D=*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REZNY!!!!