Make it happen: Interview with Jipostus

<(o_o)>
Announcer: Today, we have an interview with Jipostus, the crazy drunkard from SivLand. At first, let's watch this small tape about his past.

*Begin*

(>j_j)>!
Announcer: Jipostus was born in Finland, at the end of 1980's. This is the first picture ever taken of him. In this picture, he is 17. The photographer of this picture died on the same day this photo was taken. Cause of death was a fatal blow from a beer bottle. The killer was never found. Jipostus is now 18.

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Pres: And That's the end of this tape. Have a nice churro!

*End*

<(o_o)>
Announcer: And now, let's welcome JIPOSTUS!!

*Camera pan*

!<(j_j)>
Jipostus: What are you looking at?

*Switch camera*

(vh_h)>   !<(j_jv)
Host: Welcome to our show, Jipostus!
Jipostus: Thanks, now hurry up, I'm busy.

(vh_h)>   !<(j_jv)
Host: Okaay... Oh, Congrats for 1500 posts!
Jipostus: Thanks, now, let's get this thing over with...

(vh_h)>   !<(j_jv)
Host: Okay, okay... So... Umm... When did you come to SivLand?
Jipostus: About 2 years ago.

(vh_h)>   !<(j_jv)
Host: That's nice... Why do you stay there?
Jipostus: Cause i like the people around there, and there is almost always fun.

(vh_h)>   !<(J_Jv)
Host: Right... Why do you drink so much alcohol?
Jipostus: Cause it makes me feel good, it tastes awesome and I LIKE IT!

(vH_h)>   !<(j_jv)
Host: Ohkaay... So, when do you plan to write more comedies and/or parodies?
Jipostus: Whenever I have time for it... And whenever I'm on that mood...

(vh_h)>   !<(j_jv)
Host: Right... By the way, why are you busy?
Jipostus: Cause I have to go to.. Umm... A meeting... Yea, meeting...

(vH_h)>   !<(_/v)
Host: Riight... What kind of meeting?
Jipostus: You're too curious... DIE!

<(O_O)>
Announcer: And that's our show today, LATERS!

*Same time*

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Host: HEEEEEEEELP!
Jipostus: RAWR!!!

*Elsewhere*

(v-_-)>   <(-_-v)
Sivart: Jipostus wont ever change...
Slash: Yea...

-_-_-_-_(>_/)>! -_-_-(>H_H)>
Host: HEEELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jipostus: DIE, YOU MOTHERFU**ER!!!!!!

(vO_o)>   (vS_s)>
Sivart: Ohkaay... Maybe he has changed... A bit..
Slash: Yea... he's much more brutal... I pity that host...

(vz_z)>   <(o_Ov)   <(s_S<)
Zero: Me too...
Sivart: Where did YOU come from?
Slash: Yea?

(vz_z)>   <(-_-v)   <(-_-<)
Zero: Umm... I just saw Jipostus run this way, so I decided to check if he manages to catch that Host... He might drop good loot...
Sivart & Slash: Sigh...

Will Jipostus catch that host? Does he drop good loot? When did jipostus get more brutal? How did he manage to make 1500 posts? Since when he has talked about himself in third person? Tune up next time!

*Few days later*

-_-_-_-_(>_/)>! -_-(>;_;)>
Host: PLEASE STOP CHASING ME!!!! *cries*
Jipostus: NOT BEFORE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!

*D=*

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